So I’m a little behind by way of when I said I’d update, and I blame the combination of snow, work, and my need to sleep until noon. Fuck you snow and work. Sleep and I are still cool. Well, early, late, it doesn’t affect what I intended on writing about for Monday anyway. I gave a lot of thought to what the focus of this is supposed to be, and I from then to now I came up with nothing. The chances are pretty good I’ll prattle on about nothing, use as many fancy, outdated words as possible to try and stretch out every sentence, and then I’ll start describing, whatever it is I was trying to write. Antediluvian.
At some point in time I have every desire to start up something foolishly fun, where I can take some of the more generic stand up routines I do, and put them to video, all the while using the ideas of those involved on top of my own. That would be fun wouldn’t it? If I posted some average videos and put them up for your viewing pleasure? Maybe like…. a little mini series? Mmmhmm. Maybe a little bit of video traveling? That’ll be good. Peripatetic.
Have I been using fancy words at the end of every paragraph completely out of text? Oh my go-I can’t believe I eve-That is so crazy!
To give you a little insight into my pursuit on local stand up comedy, and perhaps what causes such drastic laziness, is that I hate doing stand-up as much as I love performing it. It’s nerves versus glory, and every show gives each side an extra push. So far, stand-up doesn’t get easier, it gets more nerve racking before each show, and it follows with you feeling better than you did the last time you performed. If you would like to take from column “nerve racking” and add to column “glory”, you simply need add alcohol to the formula, and it works wonders. A disclaimer I will put out there however, is that (and I’m sure you could guess this) while more alcohol means steelier nerves, at a certain point, nerves turn into sloppy “It’s-times-to-forget-my-entire-act-and-just-tell-everyone-in-the-audience-how-good-I-feel”.
It’s not a pretty sight, and believe me when I tell you that the club owners will not take you off the stage if you’re embarrassing yourself with said act, because while the crowd may not be laughing, they most definitely are. Now that I have completely gone off track, it’s time to get back to the point; it’s that nerves versus glory that has helped me decide that I’d like to branch off a bit and try to perhaps try some video comedy, as well as stand up. For those of you that know me personally, I do have people in mind for said project, and am not going to try and create something from nothing. Suck it. I’m sorry, that’s not very nice.
We’ve covered the introduction, the “I don’t know what I’m doing” post… Don’t lose faith in me yet. Wednesday is the “I’m completely overconfident with my blogs direction!” post. And you thought I didn’t know where I was going with all of this! Phlogiston.
Pretention points for you if you know the definition of the fancy words without looking them up.
OP: I might be daff (lord knows I have been told lol) but that made totally no sense what so ever…
Only by way of contradiction!
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