DISCLAIMER: I’m literally writing about nothing in the following post so that it only puts off the front that this post required a lot of effort on my part. The reality is that it’s just senseless rambling so I can feel satisfied with a few paragraphs for an update, and I can go to sleep because I foolishly waited until way beyond the last minute to post.

I’d like to congratulate those who’ve continued to check in and see that this blog does live, even if it’s not always up by its scheduled time. Now here’s the real question you should ask yourselves; Was I late posting, or was this all a “Bill under the influence” simulator? That’s right everyone, I’m getting you prepared. While I understand your expectations for my posting on time, you must realize that there will come a time when I may be long under the table before I make it to the computer to write something for you all to read! When that happens? Chalk up one for booze!

Now then, no need to continue this clear excuse for my posting a few hours late, let’s get to what it is you’ve been waiting for. My realization. This now being my third post, all posts, including everything to this point in this post, has been nothing but a large build up for what’s to come. Really, you’d think I were the class idiot who, when time comes to present his project in front of the class, just stands in front of the room and shoots off explanations and speculation, completely steering clear of the main subject of the project. Fireworks and long hair to wave at you are an easy alternative if you’re staying interested, and if you’re still reading the bullshit I’m spewing, clearly it’s not going half bad. I probably could have used a better metaphor since I don’t have hair though…

I’m working on an idea. Just how long can I keep up this charade of a build up before it gets harder to keep running with a build up, and it’s just easier to start writing what you’d actually enjoy reading? “Bill Mercer. After two years, he’s still writing about absolutely nothing, and when things look grim, he writes out false promises to keep the readers coming back.” I would actually be pretty proud of myself if I could pull that off, because I take pride in rants about nothing and over thinking! Now I’m sure some of you are thinking to yourselves, “Who would care to put this much effort into a post with a disclaimer, practically telling people not to read what’s below?” A man who cares! I just care. Perhaps the rest of you are thinking “What is he even talking about?!” I made it well known about the following senseless rambling, so shame on you for being curious about an already answered question!

In closing to everything here, at a certain point in this post, it definitely got a little stranger, and perhaps even a bit more random. That point was when I decided to add the disclaimer, and ramble on until I felt ok with posting this, the part describing the point where things really took a twist for rambling. You can expect to hear more from me on Friday, even if it’s not about anything at all.