Holy goodness gang!

It’s come to mind that the last post is broken. It’s a shame too, because it was a lovely little tale about the peculiar faces people make at the most odd times! This isn’t an update, simply an acknowledgment to the last post being broken. I’m “scheduled” to post something for tomorrow, based on my weak promises, but we’ve all seen how that’s turned out am I right? Ha! Really though, Massachusetts is cold, and this computer is located within an ice box, so the desire to write anything on it dies, as do the feelings in the tips of my fingers. (Prolonged exposure to cold causing numbness. You know how it is.) Broken post acknowledged!

Social Awkwardness

Social awkwardness is an interesting trend, and in the line of work I’m in, you come across it pretty often.

Simple heading for a simple update.

DISCLAIMER: I’m literally writing about nothing in the following post so that it only puts off the front that this post required a lot of effort on my part. The reality is that it’s just senseless rambling so I can feel satisfied with a few paragraphs for an update, and I can go to sleep because I foolishly waited until way beyond the last minute to post.

It’s not fashionable to be late anymore, because people usually blackout before you arrive.

So I’m a little behind by way of when I said I’d update, and I blame the combination of snow, work, and my need to sleep until noon. Fuck you snow and work. Sleep and I are still cool. Well, early, late, it doesn’t affect what I intended on writing about for Monday anyway. I gave a lot of thought to what the focus of this is supposed to be, and I from then to now I came up with nothing.

Oh, hello! I didn’t see you come in that way. Most people don’t use the back door.

Now that you’re here, let’s get started!

What is to follow are the proper instructions to reading the comical musings of a person who may be considered the laziest local comedian in a decade.